your a bunch of quackpots

thistle_harps (UK) - Posts: 879 - 18/03/2010 16:04:55    591592

Check this link out thistle_harps. Fertilised duck eggs are "a high-protein, hearty snack". Think I'll stick to my normal fried eggs though somehow...

nocky (Wexford) - Posts: 2059 - 18/03/2010 16:08:10    591597

Cavan_Slasher
County: Cavan
Posts: 4211

591580
I watched a Duckumentary on t.v. last week !! Was that the day in the Life of Donald and Daffy!!! I was quacking up watching it.

DynamoDooher (Tyrone) - Posts: 423 - 18/03/2010 16:08:55    591600

lads, stop ducking around! The man asked a question and ye are all using it as an opportunity to have a bit of quack at his expense.
Not nice atall
Now........pass the plum sauce there Drake
Good man

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8170 - 18/03/2010 16:10:09    591603

They fly together

MesAmis (Dublin) - Posts: 13846 - 18/03/2010 16:31:46    591635

I know duck all to be honest.

JuanVeron (Westmeath) - Posts: 1866 - 18/03/2010 17:22:04    591738

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12494 - 18/03/2010 17:23:06    591740

they get up at the quack of dawn

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12494 - 18/03/2010 17:25:39    591745

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12494 - 18/03/2010 17:26:21    591747

A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver, informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he doesn't know what to do with them anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here and that's where you should take them." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.

The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck barreling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!" "I did," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12494 - 18/03/2010 17:30:47    591755

I tried to duck it up on the Web but there's not much on it eider !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 18/03/2010 19:22:27    591884

Anatidaephobia- The fear that a duck is watching you.

AnMhi (Meath) - Posts: 57 - 18/03/2010 19:46:18    591907

Na.. Just don't let the Ducks try and hatch the eggs and all will be good.

To be honest tho.. tis v hard to get Ducks to hatch. Wouldn be uncommon to get a hen to hatch Duck eggs as Ducks are less reliable.

BigSam (Kildare) - Posts: 266 - 18/03/2010 20:00:51    591926

Their quack doesn't echo.

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 18/03/2010 21:25:25    592053

18/03/2010 21:25:25
Orlaith
County: Derry
Posts: 2911

592053
Their quack doesn't echo.
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Yes it does.

nocky (Wexford) - Posts: 2059 - 18/03/2010 21:49:46    592097

Aye but it is hard to hear so lets just say it doesnt

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 18/03/2010 21:52:08    592101

nocky,

that was another duck you heard !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 18/03/2010 21:52:59    592103

thistle_harps
County: UK
Posts: 446

591592 your a bunch of quackpots

Cheers, thistle_harps anytime, don't mention it!

For the record
Ugly ducklings don't change into swans
Country ducks are smarter than city ducks
Keep wild ducks and they might fly away

Your duck egg is bigger than a hen egg
Ostrich eggs are bigger than duck eggs
Ungrateful people usually get told where to go.

sam2008 (Tyrone) - Posts: 802 - 19/03/2010 09:47:52    592154

I know a duck-in fact i know 2 ducks and 2 penguins

beer baron (Cavan) - Posts: 3916 - 19/03/2010 10:13:24    592176