any gud ones?

liner (Mayo) - Posts: 756 - 01/04/2016 19:07:32    1840331

.........and then he told the hermaphrodite to go a way and f**k himself.

liner (Mayo) - Posts: 756 - 01/04/2016 19:08:47    1840335

Did you hear about the magic cow?

She went down the road and turned into a field.

GreenandRed (Mayo) - Posts: 7724 - 01/04/2016 19:22:21    1840345

Police arrested two fellas in Belfast City centre last night for eating fireworks and drinking battery acid. They charged one and let the other off.

Ulsterman (Antrim) - Posts: 9794 - 01/04/2016 20:00:58    1840363

What's got 8 legs and one eye?.........Two chairs and half a pig's head.

Ulsterman (Antrim) - Posts: 9794 - 01/04/2016 20:05:19    1840364

I've a really good joke going back to 2012, But i'll let Dingle2 take the credit....

What's the difference between the Dubs and Abba?

The Dubs were a one hit wonder!!!!!!

dingle2 (Kerry) - Posts:127 - 02/09/2012 19:23:09 1257498

waynoI (Dublin) - Posts: 13654 - 04/04/2016 13:02:51    1841524

I've a really good joke going back to 2012, But i'll let Dingle2 take the credit.... What's the difference between the Dubs and Abba? The Dubs were a one hit wonder!!!!!! dingle2 (Kerry) - Posts:127 - 02/09/2012 19:23:09 1257498

waynoI (Dublin) - 04/04/2016 13:02:51

Don't see him/her round these parts anymore either...at least not under that guise anyway ha ha.

Dubsfan28 (Dublin) - Posts: 2509 - 04/04/2016 13:19:27    1841533

What's blue and white and potentially lethal if it falls out of a tree?

A fridge in a denim jacket.

GreenandRed (Mayo) - Posts: 7724 - 04/04/2016 15:14:23    1841613

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/04/01/sightings-of-reclusive-kilkenny-footballer-species-reported/

oh so true

Damothedub (Dublin) - Posts: 5193 - 04/04/2016 17:09:03    1841699

I think my wife is selling drugs.Yesterday i was running late for work and the phone rang.I answered it but before i could say anything,a male voice on the line said " Hey,honey,is that dope gone yet?"

cuederocket (Dublin) - Posts: 5084 - 08/04/2016 15:39:16    1843531

A man walks past a mental asylum and hears the patients out the back chanting, "13, 13, 13, 13, 13" etc. Curious to what was going on he walked up to the wooden fence and looked through a hole. H

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 08/04/2016 16:01:58    1843538

...hole and looked in. Just then he was poked in the eye with a finger. The patients then started chanting "14, 14, 14, 14, 14..."

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 08/04/2016 16:03:54    1843539

Q. What sport would you play with a wombat?
A. Wom.

14KY37 (Kerry) - Posts: 30 - 08/04/2016 16:16:27    1843540

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from work?
- It's a jungle out there!

keeper7 (Longford) - Posts: 4088 - 08/04/2016 17:50:13    1843584

Trainspotters eh?
What a bunch of losers. What a stupid way to spend you time.
I counted 13 of the eejits yesterday.
My records 21.

joncarter (Galway) - Posts: 2692 - 09/04/2016 17:31:41    1843772

Joncarter,

Very VIZ but I like it!

keeper7 (Longford) - Posts: 4088 - 09/04/2016 18:34:36    1843787

Dont thank me.
Thank stewart francis.
One of my favourite comedians.

joncarter (Galway) - Posts: 2692 - 09/04/2016 18:49:17    1843791

Did he actually say 'eejits'???

keeper7 (Longford) - Posts: 4088 - 09/04/2016 19:04:50    1843795

No. My bad. he said "losers".

joncarter (Galway) - Posts: 2692 - 09/04/2016 20:30:03    1843808

Angela Merkel is going through passport control at a European airport.
Officer: "Name?"
Merkel: "Angela Merkel"
Officer: "Nationality?"
Merkel: "German"
Officer: "Occupation?"
Merkel: "No no, only staying for a few days".

KerryKillers (Dublin) - Posts: 711 - 09/04/2016 20:58:55    1843817