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Could We Restart Friday Wind Down Jokes

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Tomsmith here

I remember some years ago we had a lighthearted Friday winddown jokes where people would post Jokes ect
While it i not Friday I will start with
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. His is in Monaghan and mine is in Cavan

tomsmith (Cavan) - Posts: 3275 - 19/10/2020 11:17:44    2299097

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Here's one for you, a lad arrives back on a forum after a long absence to display his outrage over a tongue in cheek flag and wants the county board to hault all the preparation work ahead of a potential AI championship to take action against those jokers.

Here comes the punchline, he actually set up a thread on jokes after that!

SaffronDon (Antrim) - Posts: 2020 - 19/10/2020 11:55:42    2299110

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Jim Allister on this morning complaining that he sat down on Saturday night to watch Armagh game on RTÉ and was disappointed to see Orangemen flag. Other that that he enjoyed it.

Saynothing (Tyrone) - Posts: 276 - 19/10/2020 12:53:15    2299150

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Replying To Saynothing:  "Jim Allister on this morning complaining that he sat down on Saturday night to watch Armagh game on RTÉ and was disappointed to see Orangemen flag. Other that that he enjoyed it."
He of the totally useless voice party.

MicktheMiller (Offaly) - Posts: 112 - 19/10/2020 17:41:03    2299294

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Replying To tomsmith:  "Tomsmith here

I remember some years ago we had a lighthearted Friday winddown jokes where people would post Jokes ect
While it i not Friday I will start with
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. His is in Monaghan and mine is in Cavan"
Who pays on the nights out Tom?

MicktheMiller (Offaly) - Posts: 112 - 19/10/2020 17:41:55    2299295

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Replying To tomsmith:  "Tomsmith here

I remember some years ago we had a lighthearted Friday winddown jokes where people would post Jokes ect
While it i not Friday I will start with
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. His is in Monaghan and mine is in Cavan"
His is in Monaghan, Everyman to their own.

Saynothing (Tyrone) - Posts: 276 - 02/11/2020 17:49:23    2304532

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I'd be interested to hear your views on the Monaghan game Tom?

thegadfly (Cavan) - Posts: 118 - 05/11/2020 23:04:08    2305477

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I'd be interested to hear your views on the Monaghan game Tom?

thegadfly (Cavan) - Posts: 118 - 05/11/2020 23:10:51    2305480

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Oh man this is a blast from the past, I love the fact that this thread was so un PC and no one took offense, if it does resurface please don't sensor .if of your PC perfect or easily offended.. just avoid.....

Anyways .. I hear ireland just lost their quarter final against Italy 0-1 in the amputee World Cup.., does anyone know is their a second leg?

Horsebox77 (Kerry) - Posts: 4878 - 06/11/2020 23:29:56    2305722

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Oh man this is a blast from the past, I love the fact that this thread was so un PC and no one took offense, if it does resurface please don't sensor .if of your PC perfect or easily offended.. just avoid.....

Anyways .. I hear ireland just lost their quarter final against Italy 0-1 in the amputee World Cup.., does anyone know is their a second leg?

Horsebox77 (Kerry) - Posts: 4878 - 06/11/2020 23:30:14    2305723

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Replying To Horsebox77:  "Oh man this is a blast from the past, I love the fact that this thread was so un PC and no one took offense, if it does resurface please don't sensor .if of your PC perfect or easily offended.. just avoid.....

Anyways .. I hear ireland just lost their quarter final against Italy 0-1 in the amputee World Cup.., does anyone know is their a second leg?"
Ireland have meeting with CCC over a disputed red card, player doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Saynothing (Tyrone) - Posts: 276 - 07/11/2020 11:30:35    2305774

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Replying To Horsebox77:  "Oh man this is a blast from the past, I love the fact that this thread was so un PC and no one took offense, if it does resurface please don't sensor .if of your PC perfect or easily offended.. just avoid.....

Anyways .. I hear ireland just lost their quarter final against Italy 0-1 in the amputee World Cup.., does anyone know is their a second leg?"
No it's a one off. Italians have one foot in the finals now. Very one sided game.

catch22 (USA) - Posts: 1648 - 07/11/2020 14:36:45    2305813

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I would tell you a Covid joke, but there's a 99.6% chance you won't get it

Dermoot (Tyrone) - Posts: 43 - 07/11/2020 18:22:57    2305885

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Replying To Horsebox77:  "Oh man this is a blast from the past, I love the fact that this thread was so un PC and no one took offense, if it does resurface please don't sensor .if of your PC perfect or easily offended.. just avoid.....

Anyways .. I hear ireland just lost their quarter final against Italy 0-1 in the amputee World Cup.., does anyone know is their a second leg?"
Some chance there won't be censorship Horsebox. I tried to post a joke you could tell a Reverend Mother but Admin thought otherwise. I'll have to look up a few jokes for five year olds, maybe I'll have more success. I wouldn't mind but there wasn't even anything anti Dublin in it!

Llaw_Gyffes (Mayo) - Posts: 1105 - 07/11/2020 19:03:59    2305891

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Replying To Dermoot:  "I would tell you a Covid joke, but there's a 99.6% chance you won't get it"
If at the end of the second lock down you could choose between a foreign holiday with your wife, or pints and steaks with the lads, what would be your choice?

A - Well Done
B - Medium
C - Medium rare
D - Rare

Cockney_Cat (UK) - Posts: 1116 - 07/11/2020 21:18:57    2305936

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As I glued a piranha to a boomerang, I couldn't help thinking , "This could come back to bite me."

Malonemagic (Laois) - Posts: 668 - 07/11/2020 22:45:14    2305970

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My uncle was an acholic and trageically died too young. But on his deathbed he asked to be cremated. It's six weeks later and we still can't put out the fire.

But they say tragedy comes in twos. My other uncle was a fisherman and always wanted to be buried at sea. 5 of us were drowned digging the grave.

TheHermit (Kerry) - Posts: 5831 - 08/11/2020 00:36:20    2305982

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My wife thinks I'm obsessed with fantasy GAA.
But in my defence,
I have Ryan McHugh , Lee Keegan and Gavin White .

Malonemagic (Laois) - Posts: 668 - 08/11/2020 13:25:42    2306059

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