Hi lads, what's the craic with yee rebels down there?

Just incase your struggling for ideas, it's been awhile since you've kicked up a fuss and threw yer toys out of your pram so here's a couple of innovative ideas for things you might possibily like to strike about:

1. Arsenal - Man United Semi-Final.
Why didn't both teams wear their usual Cork-themed coloured shirts for this one?
Have they something against us?

2. The Swine Flu.
All this talk about Mexico is taking the focus away from the county of Cork, is it affecting tourism in your area?

3. The catchphrase "Put a Cork in it."
Is this an actual insult to your beloved Cork or what does it actually mean?


Justa few ideas lads, even if it doesn't influence or provoke a major strike at least it will be a minor one to buy yee some time while the next big strike looms.

It's about time people like you got a life. Maybe get a job or something.