Any tips for a beginner who is starting out as a poster on the hogan stand. I've been reading the forums lately but finally i've made the step to posting.

Hanley2 (Longford) - Posts: 420 - 18/03/2010 17:10:48    591709

Dont eat yellow snow

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12494 - 18/03/2010 17:27:27    591749

Don't smoke in bed.

Puddersthecat (Kilkenny) - Posts: 1692 - 18/03/2010 17:31:11    591756

You will find that some posters will ignore you, due to your low post count. Don't worry about this, and continue the debate with posters who are not so narrow-minded.

Dr.Shephard (Leitrim) - Posts: 2187 - 18/03/2010 17:31:40    591757

Dont annoy me
Dont be cheeky be kind
Be Happy.

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 18/03/2010 17:31:45    591758

Beware of the lions and tigers in the tall grass.

They'll get ya eventually.

Mancirish (UK) - Posts: 2200 - 18/03/2010 17:31:55    591759

Some very interesting advice. Although some of it is quite alarming.

Hanley2 (Longford) - Posts: 420 - 18/03/2010 17:37:26    591766

1. Never back up your opinion
2. Make ridiculous statements
3. Pretend to be an expert on everything
4. Wind people up
5. Insult everyone every chance you get

If you follow these simple rules you should do well. Fáilte romhat Hanley

MesAmis (Dublin) - Posts: 13846 - 18/03/2010 17:39:12    591770

Rawrrr, Be aware of some tyronies. They dont bite but threaten sometimes ;) they are ok once you get to know them, Some turns nice faster than others.

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 18/03/2010 17:46:25    591777

From what I've been reading don't take anything that anyone says to you to heart. People will wind you up at any chance they get so just ignore them. Try stay away from all "wummers". G'luck.

AnMhi (Meath) - Posts: 57 - 18/03/2010 17:50:17    591785

Use ludicrously bad spelling and grammar also. Mention your hot Polish girlfirend in every thread.

Lockjaw (Donegal) - Posts: 10366 - 18/03/2010 17:50:57    591786

Me and Iwonna thank you all.

Hanley2 (Longford) - Posts: 420 - 18/03/2010 17:55:06    591797

Don't air your political views, especially if you're a right winger. You will be castigated for it. And prepare to see plenty of threads relating to Sinn Fein, Unionism, the norths constitutional status etc.

Scruffy2Donut (Cavan) - Posts: 1112 - 18/03/2010 17:55:35    591799

MesAmis
County: Dublin
Posts: 634

591770
1. Never back up your opinion
2. Make ridiculous statements
3. Pretend to be an expert on everything
4. Wind people up
5. Insult everyone every chance you get

If you follow these simple rules you should do well. Fáilte romhat Hanley

As holder of a doctorate in anthropology and various other disciplines, all I have to say to you Shut up you Panda!

(I managed to get atleast 4 of the 5 in that statement)

JuanVeron (Westmeath) - Posts: 1866 - 18/03/2010 17:57:30    591804

get out while you still can.........................

bad.monkey (USA) - Posts: 4678 - 18/03/2010 18:01:01    591810

1. Never back up your opinion
2. Make ridiculous statements
3. Pretend to be an expert on everything
4. Wind people up
5. Insult everyone every chance you get


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hence why Patrique is doing so well :)

waynoI (Dublin) - Posts: 13659 - 18/03/2010 18:05:15    591818

Is Che Finny the shebeen owner in Donegal?

omaghredhand (Tyrone) - Posts: 3656 - 18/03/2010 18:07:49    591825

JuanVeron
County: Westmeath
Posts: 1466

591804 MesAmis
County: Dublin
Posts: 634

591770
1. Never back up your opinion
2. Make ridiculous statements
3. Pretend to be an expert on everything
4. Wind people up
5. Insult everyone every chance you get

If you follow these simple rules you should do well. Fáilte romhat Hanley
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As holder of a doctorate in anthropology and various other disciplines, all I have to say to you Shut up you Panda!

(I managed to get atleast 4 of the 5 in that statement)
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Hanley:

Pay attention to this post as it is excellent. Notice the pretention as well as the sensational insult at the end. It's poetic in its own way.

Don't expect your early posts to be as good as Juan's because you really will have to build yourself up. Start with throwaway ridiculous statements before expanding to more general winding up.

MesAmis (Dublin) - Posts: 13846 - 18/03/2010 19:00:36    591864

18/03/2010 17:10:48
Hanley2
County: Longford
Posts: 12

591709
Any tips for a beginner who is starting out as a poster on the hogan stand. I've been reading the forums lately but finally i've made the step to posting.

"GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN"

derrymore (Kerry) - Posts: 180 - 18/03/2010 19:23:59    591885

Don't worry about the Q's but mind your P's !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 18/03/2010 19:24:13    591886