28/10/2010 15:47:26
chainsaw
County: Laois
Posts: 615

805075 LesBleus
County: UK
Posts: 82

796905 Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide ? He saw his Gas bill.

A gas man to give him his due.

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Its Jew not due

Did anyone hear about the blind circumciser??

He got the sack

Omar.d
County: Cavan
Posts: 630

805079 28/10/2010 15:47:26
chainsaw
County: Laois
Posts: 615

805075 LesBleus
County: UK
Posts: 82

796905 Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide ? He saw his Gas bill.

A gas man to give him his due.

______________
Its Jew not due


Go way, your not serious I would never have guessed.

Is this the NON GAA Forum ?

Boynesider
County: Louth
Posts: 281

805445
Is this the NON GAA Forum ?


This particular thread was started long before there was a Non-GAA forum

Passed an fella from the AA today. he was on the side of the raod crying..think he was heading for a breakdown!!

BOOM BOOM

Q. How do you entice a fat woman into bed ?



Piece of cake !!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Just read this on overheardindublin.com and HAD to post it:

HAPPENS EVERY DAY

I was waitin on a bus a few weeks ago. This double decker one pulled up and a junkie got off. He stood there checkin his pockets as the bus pulled off and then a single decker pulled up to the stop. The junkie starts whinin: "aaaaahhh jaaaaaaaaysis I left me phoooooooooone on the fukkinnnnnnn bussssssssssss" and started bangin on the door, shoutin. the driver lets him on eventually and he runs down the bus lookin for the stairs. "aaaaaaaaahh fukkks saaaaaaake! where's the fukkinnnnn staaaaaaaiiiiiirsss gonnne?"

Whats the difference between a French kiss and a Belgian kiss?


The Belgian kiss is more Flemish.

Girl goes to the Doctors and says "Doctor, I want to learn how to do the splits"

Doctors says "Well...how flexible are you"??

She says "I can't do Tuesdays"

Overheard in Dublin:

Two female Americans walk into Mulligans on Poolbeg Street. One of the middle-age Americans walks up between a line of regulars sitting at the bar and asks the barman where the toilet are. He directs them to the female jacks. Two minutes later the two yanks appear at the bar and say to the same barman ' Excuse me sir, but are you aware that there is no lock on the ladies lavatory?'. The older barman doesn't look up from the pint he is pulling and says casually
' as long as I've been working here, I've never known anyone to steal a sh**e'

BOOM!

Just found out my mate's addicted to brake fluid. He reckons he can stop any time.

Another mate was addicted to soap, but he's clean now.

BEST CAR WINDOW STICKERS!

Constipated people dont give a ****!

IMPOTENCE.....Natures way of saying"No Hard Feelings!"

To all the Virgins..........Thanks for **** all!

JOKE OF THE YEAR!........Two women were sitting quietly together,minding their own ****** business!!

^ Does anyone actually like them type of jokes, one-liners or something?? I dont think I've ever laughed at one and so many bad comedians have made a living from them. They're (a lot) more clever than funny...

For all you harry potter fans out there i seen this one on facebok:

What spell do they use at hogwarts to deal with teenage pregnancy!!

Fetus deletus!!

The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.

I said, "What you watching that for?

You can't cook."


She said, "You watch porn."

................................................................. Bitch.

She whispered in my ear - I want you to kiss me where it smells of fish
No Bother says I- so I took her to Killybegs