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Replying To thecraw1: "meath v Kildare 2012 put down that umbrella or I will shove it up your he" This is an old classic. OGarmaile (Tyrone)** - Posts: 248 - 27/02/2020 16:03:42 2270512 Link
Replying To gatha: "At a game in New York The Tipp goalie was having a tough day. A Tipp supporter brought his American girlfriend to the game. The girlfriend asks him why does the goalie have 2 sticks. An old timer says "he has one for letting them in and one to puck them out"." Fantastic Breezy (Limerick) - Posts: 1236 - 27/02/2020 16:05:05 2270513 Link
Replying To gatha: "At a game in New York The Tipp goalie was having a tough day. A Tipp supporter brought his American girlfriend to the game. The girlfriend asks him why does the goalie have 2 sticks. An old timer says "he has one for letting them in and one to puck them out"." Classic. lionofludesch (Down) - Posts: 475 - 27/02/2020 17:22:51 2270527 Link
I remember a few years ago attending a Munster schools cup Rugby game and the young fans of one of the schools used to read the program, pick out one of the young lads on the opposing team and start a slow chant of his name, starting off low and building it up. It was quite funny and not that offensive but you could see that it was putting the player off. He was wondering why are the opposition calling out my name ? I was at an Arsenal game in Highbury (a few years ago), a rather rotund guy got up at one point a few rows in front of us and presumably was heading to the toilet/bar. Within seconds of him standing the whole crowd started singing "who ate all the pies, you did ! you did !" the poor guy was mortified. Another good GAA one was a guy shouting out "I'd kick it over with me wellingtons ! " when the opposing team was about to take a free. Hoofhearted (Australia) - Posts: 49 - 27/02/2020 22:25:49 2270582 Link
Was playing Junior B a few years ago at the end of my playing days. We were very stuck for numbers and had to play Charley at corner forward. He was worse than terrible and was even getting in the way. Someone from the sideline shouted "FFS if you stuck a post in the ground instead of him at least someone [from the opposing team] might run into it! Seeking_silver (Limerick) - Posts: 411 - 28/02/2020 20:57:55 2270744 Link
Here's one that had many on the Hill in stitches at the Dublin and Kerry league game just a few weeks ago. Peter Keane got a bit to close to the hill for a Kerry man and got the following. "Go on Peter, you're just a red hat and fishing pole away from standing in me garden". Very funny. Advancedmark (Mayo) - Posts: 18 - 28/02/2020 21:29:09 2270750 Link
A Junior C football game where a manager was getting totally frustrated with one of his players. Not only was he useless but he was making no effort, mostly standing still in the same area of the pitch. Eventually the manager can take no more: "Hey Jimmy, warm up, I'm takin' ya off!" midlands (Westmeath) - Posts: 542 - 28/02/2020 21:57:37 2270758 Link
Replying To Hoofhearted: "I remember a few years ago attending a Munster schools cup Rugby game and the young fans of one of the schools used to read the program, pick out one of the young lads on the opposing team and start a slow chant of his name, starting off low and building it up. It was quite funny and not that offensive but you could see that it was putting the player off. He was wondering why are the opposition calling out my name ? I was at an Arsenal game in Highbury (a few years ago), a rather rotund guy got up at one point a few rows in front of us and presumably was heading to the toilet/bar. Within seconds of him standing the whole crowd started singing "who ate all the pies, you did ! you did !" the poor guy was mortified. Another good GAA one was a guy shouting out "I'd kick it over with me wellingtons ! " when the opposing team was about to take a free." Easily amused I see sourmilk93 (Roscommon) - Posts: 1144 - 29/02/2020 10:02:14 2270797 Link
In Clones '95 somebody brought a whistle to the game and the players were mistaking it for the ref. People were roaring for the supporter to put it away and one ould lad shouts "Ye have it in the wrong hole". Suas Sios (None) - Posts: 1550 - 29/02/2020 12:23:33 2270820 Link
Replying To Advancedmark: "Here's one that had many on the Hill in stitches at the Dublin and Kerry league game just a few weeks ago. Peter Keane got a bit to close to the hill for a Kerry man and got the following. "Go on Peter, you're just a red hat and fishing pole away from standing in me garden". Very funny." Ah username that was hilarious the first few times you told it. KingdomBoy1 (Kerry) - Posts: 14092 - 29/02/2020 12:36:17 2270822 Link
Replying To Hoofhearted: "I remember a few years ago attending a Munster schools cup Rugby game and the young fans of one of the schools used to read the program, pick out one of the young lads on the opposing team and start a slow chant of his name, starting off low and building it up. It was quite funny and not that offensive but you could see that it was putting the player off. He was wondering why are the opposition calling out my name ? I was at an Arsenal game in Highbury (a few years ago), a rather rotund guy got up at one point a few rows in front of us and presumably was heading to the toilet/bar. Within seconds of him standing the whole crowd started singing "who ate all the pies, you did ! you did !" the poor guy was mortified. Another good GAA one was a guy shouting out "I'd kick it over with me wellingtons ! " when the opposing team was about to take a free." Are you tomsmith in disguise ? . (and that is not a football chant... just an observation) s goldrick (Cavan) - Posts: 5518 - 01/03/2020 20:50:43 2271355 Link

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